How people in the Witness Protection Program keep dentists I will never know.
I lied to my dentist. I actually switched dentists so I could tell this lie. And I'm not talking that standard I floss my teeth all the time lie y'all do when you know you haven't busted out the floss since 2007. I'm talking about a really big lie. A lie so big it's actually written in my chart . I have sensitive teeth . Except I really don't, see? I mean, once in a while I do, especially when I don't floss for a day or eight months, or bite into something super cold and the pain shoots through the nerve so fast I think I'm about to pass out, so I've actually experienced a sensitive tooth but it might not actually be an on-going all the time kind of problem like perhaps I may have suggested to the dental professionals. And now it's written on my chart. But I had to say it because get this - if you have non-sensitive teeth these crazy fools use some sort of water pick cleaning technique that pretty much...