Sometimes I'm so nice I surprise myself. Actually, no, not really.
Most of you probably assume I'm pretty cold hearted. Which would be mostly right. Because I mostly subscribe to the God gave you arms and legs so you could use them school of thought. This means I say do it yourself a lot. But then sometimes people actually do stuff by themselves. But I don't like it. Because the way they do it is stupid. Like when Big V makes macaroni and cheese every single blasted time he makes dinner. What's worse is it's a watered down version. I'm not sure what one actually does to make it watered down because I've made macaroni and cheese a lot and there's no water in the recipe, except what you use when you boil the noodles, so maybe he just has never read the drain noodles portion of the directions. Anyway, in those cases, when he does things himself I think we'd all be better off if I just handled it myself. And so I do. Like, with lunches. Since Big V tends to have champagne taste on a third world public well budget, I