Nothing Says "I Love You" More Than A Good Old-Fashioned Esophagus Burning.
We went out to dinner as a family the other night because sometimes the public needs to be shaken up a bit, you know? Anyway. You know that lull of time between appetizers and actually receiving the food you really came to eat where most families talk about their day and chit chat about current events which we don't actually do because we live in Wisconsin and current events in Wisconsin completely sucks right now and you never know who is going to go all Facebook Wall Rage Ranting on you for stating your own opinion or when you'll come across some guy you've never met before who says things like " hopefully that [working two full time jobs] prevents you from getting pregnant when we cut birth control options from our insurance plans! " and I'm all like there's birth control? Because I've already been knocked up - three times ! You get my point. People are getting mean in this neck of the woods. Actually they've been mean for awhile now, b...