A child is the greatest joy, the ultimate Blessing...

*office phone rings*

Good Afternoon. How can I help you?

Can you get two movies from the library?

(It's the Teen Bean.)

Um, no.

OH MY GOD, MOM!  WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET SOME MOVIES FOR ME?!

Um... I am working.

OH MY GOD! I JUST --- UGHH!!! --- I CAN'T ---- OH MY GOD!

Or you could walk to the library and get some yourself.... (the library is about 5 blocks away)

OH MY GOD! I AM NOT GOING TO WALK TO THE LIBRARY!

....

Is it possible to actually explode from hormonal combustion?

Comments

Becca said…
Love LOVE the title. So looking forward to having three teenagers at once.
Johi said…
Poor girl, fall is such a hideous time to be outside on a walk .... Crisp air, changing leaves, squirrels fighting over nuts. All horrible stuff.