How I barely escape committing a federal crime...
So, as you may or may not know I'm raising money for the American Cancer Society Relay For Life because it's important. Sometimes I think they should just make every single person in the US pay just 99 cents a year and then maybe we could do some serious business in regards to detecting and treating cancers. So if I was president that's what I'd do. But no one will let me be president because they're all you signed those confidentiality statements back in 1992 and that would create serious problems if any of that got out. Anyway, my idea was to have people donate just 99 cents at this blog I set up and - HOLY BALLS! People are doing it!! Even if you don't want to donate, that's cool. I just ask that you send the link on - maybe tweet it, or Facebook it or toss it from little pieces of paper dropped from airplanes. Just help get the word out. Okay, maybe not the dropping paper thing. That's considered littering and if you read today's post yo...