Positivity!

In an attempt to be a more positive person - don't worry, I'll wait until you're done wiping up the coffee that just spurted out of your nose - I've decided to "rename personality traits."

For example:

"talks too much" becomes "likes to share" (flowery, right?)

"bossy" becomes "natural leader" (positive, I know. Who doesn't want to be known as a leader?)

I'm struggling with "grates on my nerves so bad the only way I'll find relief is to stick a fork in my eye."

Comments

rachael said…
How about..."I'm sure s/he is a lovely person but, for some reason, we are simply like oil and water." I used that line repeatedly about a former co-worker.
sue said…
hahahahahaha, i just fell off my chair!!!