Tweet Angry Man upset at Neighbor: Neighbor legally constructed shed which now shades Angry Man's garden. Angry Man is persistent in his complaints and adamant in his belief conforming, perfectly legal shed should be removed because his garden was there first. As usual, when not getting one's way, complainant veers off course during argumentative phase:
Angry Man: What about flag poles?
Building Inspector: Flag poles?
AM: Can you have them?
AM: Can you put them anywhere on your lot?
BI: Well, where would you like to put it?
AM: [clearly ignoring question] What if my neighbor puts it up right by his property line?
AM: And the flag encroaches over my property line? Do I have the right to cut it?
BI: [hitting head repetitively on desk] ... you know, I suppose if you can find a way to climb up there and cut it without trespassing on your neighbor's property or desecrating the American Flag, then, sure, you could do it.