Dogcatraz

This is the dog kennel.

Also known as Dogcatraz.

It is a combination of metal,

wood,

cement board,

extension cords,

duct tape

and

rope.

And also a broom.

(It's expertly hidden. Like a ninja.)

Why do we keep her locked in a kennel?

Well....

The dog ate the la-z-boy recliner.

And then she ate the couch cushion.

And then she rearranged my furniture.

And ate magazines.

And some books.

And Big V's senior class yearbook.

And people would cry, "She needs something special!"

So we got her a plush doggie bed.

And she ate it.