tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post5490582353064225638..comments2024-01-05T05:25:08.038-06:00Comments on Stumbling Towards Perfect: Please don't eat the broccoliBridget McCarthyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15989230513113751517noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-36506652465286481052012-10-17T12:01:50.663-05:002012-10-17T12:01:50.663-05:00This is freaking awesome. "Bananas taste lik...This is freaking awesome. "Bananas taste like sickness" is my new favorite food excuse ever. EVER. Have you ever thought about smoothies?Beccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05156777853779141522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-30052227307205920302012-10-05T12:25:17.072-05:002012-10-05T12:25:17.072-05:00I think I love you. You are perfectly insane. It...I think I love you. You are perfectly insane. It is brilliant. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-77424540992981099322012-10-03T08:34:00.108-05:002012-10-03T08:34:00.108-05:00oh. my gosh. also: YOU STEPPED ON A MOUSE? WHAT.oh. my gosh. also: YOU STEPPED ON A MOUSE? WHAT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-1604698552120287412012-10-02T10:51:54.798-05:002012-10-02T10:51:54.798-05:00baha awesome. i'm sure you have a best-selling...baha awesome. i'm sure you have a best-selling diet book in these rules of yours somewhere ...angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05082497686002973176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-34136141430554620652012-10-01T15:56:56.185-05:002012-10-01T15:56:56.185-05:00@Angie: my toddler had animal crackers yesterday a...@Angie: my toddler had animal crackers yesterday and announced "aw! he's so cute! don't eat it, ma!" so I'm sure he's on his way to therapy. When I did eat animal crackers it is VERY important to eat the legs first, then the head, then the torso. Most people leave the head for last. Not me, I couldn't handle their pleading eyes... Bridget McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15989230513113751517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-69793813446302518772012-10-01T14:44:24.435-05:002012-10-01T14:44:24.435-05:00yep, you're crazy. :)
but what about animal cr...yep, you're crazy. :)<br />but what about animal crackers? can you eat those? my son has INSANE food rules and can't eat animal crackers because they aren't a "real" shape. must be square, circle, or rectangle. this rule of his has made ME crazy by association. food rules. ugh. JUST EAT!<br />(sorry. that's my mom issues rearing their collective head.)angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05082497686002973176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467695300141993139.post-87646085156661185832012-10-01T13:58:39.866-05:002012-10-01T13:58:39.866-05:00I have food rules too. Mine are not as exacting as...I have food rules too. Mine are not as exacting as yours, but I cannot eat mashed potatoes, cream of wheat, oatmeal or grits (that semi-grainy, mushy texture makes me think of vomit). Also too thick gravy for the same reason. I can't eat any kind of "greens"- collard, turnip, mustard or kale - because of how much cleaning and scrubbing has to be done to get all of the sand out of them. Just seeing a bot after a bunch of greens have been boiled in it is enough to let me know that I can't eat it. They also get very mushy. I can eat sauteed onions if they are chopped really fine, but cannot even go near raw. I prefer that my meat not be even a little bit pink - ever. I also refuse to eat anything called chittlin' (or chitterlings in the North), fatback (I don't even think ya'll have that) or souse (again, not sure if you have that either). Maybe I should talk to someone as well as this list is starting to become uncomfortably long in my head.Xxxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04834398241545152201noreply@blogger.com